Elmer Fudd Presidential Adviser

Mr. Pwesident, during the last four years you've had lots of trouble with all those wiberals. I would be more than happy to join your administration and help you put those wacky wiberals in their place. Now I know it does not wook good that I have been hanging out with all those wiberals, but I can assure you I have not been wookin for any of those wiberals. The wiberals are varmint lovers and I've been chaseing me a wittle wabit. I just know they are hiding that scwewy wabit somewhere. Mr. Pwesident I am adviser material! I have my NRA membership card in my back pocket and my shotgun slung over my shoulder. I will protect you from all those wacky wiberals. Mr. Pwesident get rid of all the yes men and women. The last four years the Oval Office has sounded like an echo chamber. At Harvard they taught you that airing conflicting views makes it more likely that the final decision will be fully vetted. Make sure that there are voices who will tell you when your decisions are not looking too good. It is very important to recruit people and delegate task, you have had trouble with your management style. During the run up to the Iraq war you ran around in secret from one adviser to the next never telling any of them what was going on. Too much of the hands on style! Harvard should have taught you that an inconsistent managerial approach often leads to inconsistent results. Don't sweat all the details, just enough of them! If you want to manage hands on take an equally hands on approach to information. You do not need to know ever fact just enough facts to be able to effectively evaluate and ask the right questions. Stop making decisions bases on your philosply and faith! Make your decisions on the merits of its evidence. Put less emphasis on getting the right answer and more on the rigor in which you arrive at the answer. Mr Pwesident be resolute in the face of criticism rather than show weakness by admitting mistakes. Strong and wrong is not the lesson for the real world. Mr. Pwesident I hope all my advice will help you during the next four years. Mr Pwesident I could use a favor. Could you send me your instructions for "smoke them out of their hole"? You used the instructions to smoke Ben Waden out of his hole. I could sure use them to smoke that wittle wabit out of his hole. Now that I think of it your instructions did not work very good, Ben Waden is still out there somewhere and you do not have a clue where he is! Just send me a couple of men from your 82 airborn unit, they can teach me to jump out of a pwane. I will land on that wittle wabits head. Mr Pwesident could ask your men to bring me a pair of their special 82 airborn jump boots? That wabit has long ears and they might be sharp!
Your faithfull adviser- varmint hunter
Elmer Fudd