Booty Bust

The Texas House passed bill 1476 in an attempt to make it safe to go to a sporting event. Since when has a back flip or a high kick been classified as sexually suggestive? I don't know about you but I always went to a Friday night game to see young men clashing on the football field not girls with exposed midriffs and short skirts. If this bill becomes law, Texas cheerleaders will be shaken a little less booty come September. The Booty Petrol will be in the stands every Friday night, altho none will be able to define the behavior much less prevent it or specify punishment. The bill says they are supposed to know it when they see it.
The Texas House seems to think that every girl between 12 and 18 is a prostiteen that is working to upgrade her resume so it will look good when she applies for her first job in Vegas. When a cheerleader wears a skirt only millimeters from the promised land anything she does can be seen as sexually suggestive, God forbid she binds over to tie her shoe!
Mabe the Texas House should pass a law that says only big fat ugly girls can be cheerleaders, thoes lingering images would discourage sex of any kind between anyone in high school. Oh lets stop playing patty cake, just castrate all the boys!
I just don't see this as something that could mean the end to western civilation as we know it. I can not grasp the motive behind the Texas politicians. Do they think they are saving the world from certian destruction? Mabe they think the cheerleaders are al-Qaida or Taliban! Taliban, don't they make their women wear burqas and keep them locked up in their houses? Yes that is what the Texas politicians want. I'am telling you right now, booty and ballgames are inseperable, just watch the TV games and comercials. If you try to pry them apart, sports will be replaced by something else as the national past time.
The goverment should not be telling people how to express themselves and what to look at and what not to look at. What will Texas regulate next? Mabe the color of your shoes or the color of the person you can marry! Government has to recognize it has limits and morality comes from within not enforced from without. They just better not try to get the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders out of thoes shorts. There are three things you do not mess with in Texas, BEER BOOBS and the BIBLE.