Bah humbug ! Santa wants his cookies back

Why can't we just leave Christmas alone? It's fine as it is. Don't give me any of this Happy Holiday crap! This is Christmas. I demand you say it. Go ahead say it. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
There is a conspiracy going on to take Christ out of Christmas, It seems to be the Christians against the Secularist. Secularist is just another word for atheist and I don't like it one bit. Political correctness has gone too far. It looks like the political correctness police have arrested Christmas. Observancing Christmas has been going on since the birth of Jesus, just ask Santa. I really don't know what all this huff over Happy Holidays is all about. Retailers figured it out a long time ago. They know people will fill their shopping bags with gifts no matter how many times they have heard Linus explain the meaning of Christmas to Charlie Brown.
Christmas should be just like my childhood recollections. Running outside on the morning of the 25th and joining my friends who like me had already dragged presents from under the tree. Getting that new bike, ball or pair of roller skates. That's what Christmas ment when I was a kid. You could always hear an echo of Merry Christmas from yard to yard.
Well you know what they say! "Things are sure not what they used to be". We can't even put up a Christmas tree, we have to decorate a Holiday tree. I don't care how many ACLU lawyers, Grinches, Seculariest or Liberals take a wack at December 25th, I am still going to say Merry Christmas.
There is one thing I am going to do different this Christmas eve. When I leave Santa's cookies on the table I'll leave him a mug of Starbucks coffee instead of the usual glass of milk. I sure don't want him to fall asleep before he takes my new laptop out of his bag and places it under my Holiday tree. Oh!!!!!!!!! I mean Christmas tree.