I'll trade you a Melon for a Coconut

There are lots of ways to get high and believe me I've tried most of them. Climbing high into a palm tree and falling out of it is not the kind of high I am referring to but Keith Richards does not know that. Maybe he was trying to find a new way to get high. Did Keith feel any pain when he fell out of the palm tree? That's a silly question, his mellon never feels anything much less pain.
The Rolling Stones member is now on the mend after cracking his mellon while in pursuit of a coconut. Keith, by all accounts should be dead by now from all the chemicals he has injested over the years. He should be on an astral plane somewhere not running around on mother earth. Maybe he is bionic and will never die. I hate to think drugs are good for you but who really knows. If I could survive all the drugs he has consumed I to could climb a palm tree, stick my tongue in a light socket and would never even catch a cold. Keith is like a human cockroach nothing can destroy him, not even heroin nor alcohol, not the extreme Rock lifestyle nor acting like an adolescent at the age of 62. Sooner or later he will do something stupid and become disabled but he will not care. He will collect disability payments from the Stones and won't have to go on stage to play his guitar anymore. All the while he will be making the same unbelievable amount of money because his disability interferes with is ability to work, if you want to call his guitar playing work
He might out live us all, I sure hope so! The world would not be the same without Mick Jagger prancing around on a stage and Keith Richards falling off that same stage from time to time. It will not be a surprise when the Stones find a way to make money off the palm tree act. Maybe their next big hit will be "Better living through chemistry" or maybe "A rolling stone gathers no coconuts".