Hillary Clinton lives in Bubbaland USA

I don't think it was a mistake that Hillary chose Interstate 35 and Ben White Blvd as the location of her Austin campaign headquarters. The location has everything she needs and most of all it's in the heart of Bubbaland. If she is to be elected she will surely need the vote from Mr and Mrs Bubba. Hillary knows her constituents well that's why there is a junk yard at the rear of campaign headquarters. Mr and Mrs Red Neck Bubba will be able to pick up some new yard art on their way to Camp Hillary. If there is one thing South Austin needs more of its metal ornamental birds and tractor seats in every front yard in Bubbaland.Hillary didn't forget about Bill, she made sure he would feel right at home with the Palazio Gentleman's Club only a few doors down the street. There is even a small trailer setting out back of the campaign headquarters, notice the large cigar sticking out the front of the trailer. Didn't Bill and Monica smoke a few cigars? Wait a minute, I better call for instant replay of Monica-Gate. There just too much cigar smoke in the room to make the correct call.When the final vote count is in there is a good chance that Mrs Clinton will become depressed and need a stiff drink to wash her sorrows away. She could even sing her blues away on Karaoke night at the Saloon Warehouse a few feet from her Austin Campaign Headquarters. Depressed and broke she could sell the Headquarters furniture to Texas Discount Furniture and use the money for a plane ticket back to New York.


I am trying to like Hillary Clinton, I really am. She is smart, knowledgeable and disciplined, three characteristics I value highly. But she seems to get it wrong time and time again. In a democracy, what a president can and must do is bring out the best in it's people. She keeps shouting "ready to govern on day one". Does she think that the office of Management and Budget is the heart of the Republic? I sure hope Texans are smarter than that but a lot of Texans think George Bush is a rancher just because he throws on a pair of jeans and drives a truck a couple of blocks. A president's job is not to run the country, it's to lead the nation. Choosing a president is as important as it is dangerous. Maybe that's why Fort Hillary is surrounded with concertina wire. I just can't figure out if the wire is in place to keep the Republicans out or to keep the Democrats from escaping.

The Presidency is not about qualifications or experience, its about judgement. The best a voter can hope for is a man or woman who can find the right words to explain and persuade us all that the USA stands for justice and freedom for all.