Thursday, December 25, 2008

Will the real Santa Clause step forward.

Impersonating Santa Clause can't be very hard because we really have no ideal what he sounds like or even looks like. Only past illustrations of St. Nick gives us an ideal of what we should expect. He is supposed to be a jolly fat man dressed in a special suit. His belly is supposed to be plump and shake like a bowl of Jell-O. He is supposed to be full of ho ho hos and not the least bit scary. He supposedly has a sweet tooth, consuming thousands of cookies and glasses of milk each December 25.

For all we know, Elvis could be Santa Clause because Elvis sure fits all the Santa qualifications. OK, so Elvis prefers jelly filled donuts and Bourbon to cookies and milk. No one is perfect, not Elvis nor Santa. Anyone who puts on that special red suit can call him or herself Santa. Even I can impersonate Santa Clause.

15 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:45 AM

    Santa is like love, you can't see him, but he is real!! Long live Santa!!!

    ybb

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  2. Anonymous11:21 PM

    I think anybody can be SANTA CLAUSE..
    as long as they have A kind & giving heart..

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  3. Anonymous11:17 AM

    It must be a joyful season, cause for once ybb agrees with Koolaid!

    ybb

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  4. Anonymous3:18 PM

    MERCY r u sick YBB ? You only need to pay-attention when I TALK...For I am always RIGHT about things.

    HAPPY & SAFE NEW YEAR TO EVERY1
    even you..jbb

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  5. Anonymous4:59 PM

    Yes ybb is sick......sick of too much Koolaid!
    ybb

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  6. Anonymous4:30 PM

    I loved Bro Blog in the Santa Suit!! Did anyone watch it....? Long live Santa in all of us.
    LR

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  7. Anonymous6:53 PM

    Yes I watched Santa Bro. I never knew Santa's nose was so big and so crooked!

    ybb

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  8. Anonymous8:10 AM

    Santa comes in all shapes and sizes--ybb should know that.
    LR

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  9. Anonymous1:51 PM

    Elvis and Santa have lefted the building...YBB when you leaving ? Do ya need any traveling money? hehe

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  10. Anonymous5:31 PM

    ybb would like to travel his fist upside Koolaid's head!

    ybb

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  11. Anonymous8:07 AM

    Hey Koolaid---I will give you some cash to help ybb take a trip..........lets send him to see Santa--he hates the cold...
    LR

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  12. Anonymous11:37 AM

    Done seen Santa and he gave ybb everything ybb ask for!

    ybb

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  13. Anonymous1:57 PM

    Glad you received what you asked for!!
    LR

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  14. Anonymous4:01 PM

    LR .. We need to send YBB on a trip for some rest....REST is what he needs..never gets any down time OR sleep....

    Well maybe we could just HIT HIM IN THE HEAD..just knock that BOY out for awhile.

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  15. Anonymous5:19 PM

    If Koolaid and LR would take a slow boat to Africa, then ybb could get some rest!

    ybb

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