As a candidate, Barack Obama promoted hybrid cars. As president he will be riding around in an overweight vehicle that burns almost as much diesel as a 18 wheeler does. Part car, part truck, part tank, the Presidential Limo is a bunker on wheels. We might as well transport the president around in an Abrams tank. At least an Abrams comes in several colors not just the "available in any color just as long as it's black". I don't think the Secret service knows the meaning of imagination! Whats the point of driving a bad ass car if it looks like every other Cadillac on the road? I mean this baby is going to be the car our Top Dog rides around in, it should be awesome. Yes it need to be able to stop a direct hit from an asteroid but that's a one in a Zillion kind of thing. The Secret Service better worry about a spitball being launched from a twelve year old. Are the windows spitball resistant? How about putting some lightning bolts on the side or maybe some monster truck tires on it. Can't we make a hotter ride for the Pres?
Obama probably does not care what the car looks like because the car he drove before he was elected President was a 2005 Chrysler 300C sedan. I'm sure he had only four questions before his first ride in America's Numero Ono. Will my Black Berry work inside this dam thing, is there room for a basketball goal in the trunk, where's the smoking section and can it brew a mean cup of java?
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