Hurry the Hell Up

Every human has a few charter flaws. Even humans who think they are perfect have a few flaws they just won't admit it. I'll admit to more than a few but the one flaw that bits me in the ass more than any other is impatience. Impatience can hit me on my morning commute, during phone conversations, making coffee, standing in line at the grocery store, waiting for an Internet page to load or a number of other ways. I don't think I am any different than any one else but I do think there are distinct categories to impatience. They are "I'm not getting any younger over here" "I don't understand what the big hold up is" "I've been ready for the last half hour so let's go" "I don't have time for this" "This is ridiculous" "You've got to be kidding me" and "For crying out loud what are these people doing".
For all you perfect humans maybe I better narrow your choices so you can admit there is a slight slight slight chance you may have the impatience flaw. Are you in the group that thinks everything takes too long or the group that thinks everything takes too goddamn long or maybe the group that thinks everything takes fucking forever? OK go ahead and make your choice and by the way hurry the hell up!