Friday, September 16, 2016

Wrap It Up

     Why do people buy flashy cases for their phones or for that matter any case at all?  I know the standard answer to that question "it protects the phone when you drop it".  Yes there are a lot of clumsy uncoordinated people in the world but I'm not one of them.  You say your phone is slippery, OK then hold the damn thing a little tighter.  A phone is kind of like sex.  You need to maintain a firm grip and putting a condom on spoils all the fun.  You don't buy a new car and cover it in black rubber do you.  When you crash you either get the car fixed or buy a new one. So why would you buy an expensive phone and proceed to cover it in a $25 rubber case?  The only thing a case says is that your  a clumsy uncoordinated human.
     I carry a phone around just the way it came from the manufacturer.  If your so afraid of dropping your phone and causing a concret explosion then you better vote for Donald Trump because he's going to make America great again.  If America's going to be great again then you can't be scared of anything so go ahead and wrap your precious phone in a rubber cocoon.

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