Will the real Paris Hilton please stand up

I am so glad that rehab was not the standard answer to everything when I was 20. Yes I drank and drugged hard and long into many nights but I have no regrets. Twenty years later if I said it once I said it a hundred times " I don't have a problem with drugs and alcohol "
The only question I would like to ask Miss America is where are you going to AA? I want to go to those meetings. Maybe you can be a role model for Alcoholics and drug addicts but stay away from young girls. A bimbo with an eating disorder that can chug shots while snorting coke is no role model. Beauty pageants are not about crowning role models anyway, their about teaching women how to make money with their bodies. Miss Nevada did you hear that? You got zero dollars for all those so called party pictures someone took of you. The Nevada pageant officials realized the worth of the pictures and classified them as porn. Now you are the Ex Miss Nevada and you still have zero dollars. Once a bimbo always a bimbo.
Miss America, run as fast as you can. Tell the Donald to put it where the sun does not shine. Go out and buy some condoms, do all the shots you want, smoke a doobie or two and even eat some mushrooms before you settle down. They are only carting you off to rehab to make you reform. I don't know of any 20 year olds who have ever been reformed. Just don't lose my phone number! When you turn 40 and began to realize you might have problem, call me I'll be your AA sponsor.