Flat Chested

The NFL Gods have played it safe once again! The half time show at this years super Bowl will be breast less. The Gods are so afraid all the little towheads would be doomed to lives of crime and debauchery if they caught a glimp of an actual female breast while watching a half time show.
The last two performers at the half time show are within 1 year of collecting their first social security check. Sir Paul, didn't he marry a Porn Star who he is trying to get rid of? What about Mick Jagger last years performer, doesn't he have several children by different women in and out of wedlock? On to this years event. Prince, do we even know what gender Prince is? Have the Gods forgot about Prince wearing butt cut out pants to the MTV awards? At least when Janet Jackson preformed we increased our vocabulary. We learned what "wardrobe malfunction" was all about.
30 inch to 38 inch--B cup to D cup their all the same but the FCC doesn't think so. They placed a value of $550,000 on one of Janet's breast. I like breast just as much as the next male but I know for sure I could never afford a woman who's breast was valued at half a million dollars. Just think of it, a chest worth $1 million! I would to establish credit just to fool around with one breast.
Who preforms at the half time show does not really matter to me. I watch very little of it. I'll be in the kitchen, on the Internet or as old as I am already in bed with the lights out hopefully dreaming of the breast that I didn't see.


MY PREDICTION: The Bears fall apart and the Colts win easy 38 to 20