Heigh-ho Heigh-ho a hunting we will go

I would just like to say that I have fired a shotgun and do know a little about hunting, or huntin as we call it in Texas. Every time I went huntin as a young man I had a six pack of Lone Star beer with me. Durning the course of the afternoon if it was a warn day that Lone Star seemed to find it's way out of the cooler and into my hands. Now I am not accusing the Vice President of drinking Lone Star beer while on his Texas huntin trip, a rich republican would not be caught with Lone star in his cooler anyway. I'll sure be willing to bet there were a few bottles of Jack Daniels around somewhere. It's just plain naive to think there was not alcohol in that Texas brush patch and that it was not being consumed freely. The Vice President was kicked out of college because of his drinking. He must have forgot that it only takes one drink to get an alcoholic drunk! He is a wimp anyways and wimps can never handle their liquor. Who other than a wimp takes a 28 gauge shotgun to a Texas huntin party? He might as well have been wearing a tee shirt that read I belong to the wussy club. A 12 gauge for sure maybe a 4-10 are Texas huntin guns. I am surprised he could even hit his buddy with a 28 gauge much less put his buddy in the hospital. I thought the Vice President was suppose to be huntin quail. Maybe he confused the quail with weapons of mass destruction. "I have intelligence the quail are out there, satellite photos prove it. Now where are those F-ing quail? I better shoot something or else the country will think I am weak and indecisive. Oh! there's one, BAM BAM BAM. Son-of -a-B! that quail is 6 feet tall."