I'll Throw The Rice

      I don't oppose gay marriage or for that matter any marriage, straight or otherwise.  But a lot of people profess the sanctity of marriage has only one definition, that of one woman one man.  Sanctity, give me a break.  I've seen better sanctity in the bottom of a cat litter box.   Have any of those gay bashers heard  of Tiger Woods,  Arnold Schwarzengger,  John Edwards and a slue of others that have trample that  sanctity as though it was a daily jog around the neighborhood park.  Tiger, how's that one woman one man working out for you?  Arnold, do you think your love child will be governor of California some day?  John you could not even wait until your wife was dead, how pathetic you are!
     Gay people should have the same right to marry as straight people do.  New York recently became the sixth state to legalize same sex marriage.  I don't know why such a fuss was made of the new law, 50% of all marriages gay or straight end in divorce anyway.  Think about all the married couples you know,  I'll bet at least 50% maybe more are miserable.
     I am not writing this piece to bash marriage in general.  Monogamous relationships can be wonderful, at least for a little while.  Experiencing several one woman one man relationships myself,  I enjoyed them all.  Each came with   different expectations and hopes.  In each of those relationships the end came when the woman could not control her nesting aspirations and when I learned marriage is not a word it is a sentence.
     If you find yourself standing at the alter gay or straight, think twice!  Do you really want to place your bets when the odds are 50-50?  Just remember, your partner is going to get the car, house and stick you with the maxed out credit cards.  So before you tie the knot, call me and I'll teach you how to throw rice.  You never know,  you might be standing next to me the next time your at a wedding.